Police Recrut Final Exam.

Commissioner :    "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"
Recruit Answer:  "Call for backup."

                                             OUTSIDE "BIG MARKET

Traffic Police:         "You did'nt signal fuh turn Left nor Right"
Mini Bus Driver:      "PC, ah hustling fuh passengers"
Traffic Police:         "I hustling too.  You either Leff a raise or I gun Rite you
                                   a summons".


                                           INSIDE CHINESE RESTAUTANT                                             

Detective:               " Ah hear yu cookin dog in hay an ah jus hear a dog bark".
Chinese cook:         " Chief, nah no dog bark, is Mauby bark yu hearing".
Detective:               " Oh! oh!!  leh me taste de fry rice an gie me one fuh de Sarge".



                                           IN THE ARCADE

Two Retired Policemen were fixing up a stall in Big Market to supplement their pension.  An old lady walked by and said to them.  "Tings must be rough".  
"Is wha alyu sellin?".  One of them replied sarcastically.  "We sellin Assholes".
The old lady shot back.  " Well, alyu must be doin good business.  Only two leff".